eBay: 21st CENTURY VAMPIRE KILLING KIT——– NO TATTOO HERE (item 5600591477 end time Aug-02-05 15:13:41 PDT) My favorite quote so far you ask?

THE FIRST IS FILLED WITH POPPY SEEDS VAMPIRES HAVE A FASCINATION WITH COUNTING AND POPPY SEEDS ARE USED TO SPRINKLE IN OR AROUND THE COFFIN OF A VAMPIRE OR YOUR DOORSTEP OF YOUR HOME. THE VAMPIRE WILL HAVE TO COUNT EACH AND EVERY POPPYSEED BEFORE HE LEAVES AND BY THIS TIME THE SUN WILL BE COMING UP AND HE WILL HAVE TO STAY IN THE COFFIN OR RETURN TO IT BEFORE THE LIGHT.